...beginning tomorrow, it's Shark Week.

This would be the shark:

Oh sure, he looks nice. Heck, he is nice. But my job was created so Calvin didn't have to do it because he's got a lot of other responsibilities. Meaning that the one-week suspensions will be frequent and without mercy for those of y'all who break the rules this week.

As for me, I've been here a year and change now, and this'll be both my first vacation and my first-ever trip out of the U.S. to not Canada. I'll be here:

Image source. Thanks, phylevn on flickr.

I'll be eating a lot of delicious food and writing on my tiny netbook - the return of Does Not Compute[s] is impending - and honestly? I don't think I can take a vacation from you folks. I'll be checking in. But while I'm out of office, there will be a shark - who may not have time for checking histories and digging through research - fin-slapping through violators.

As always, the things that will constitute blood in the water can be found here.

Have a good week! Mind the Code of Honor! Buckle into the time machine, it's old school rules.